|015,321 notes| Thursday, Jul 24 at 11:11 pm
via nanakosan (originally kellyangel)

kellyangel:

Read the next comic here

Magical girl is not something you can retire from …. 

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|0364,940 notes| Thursday, Jul 24 at 8:35 pm
via deadelectron (originally thegoodfilms)
|03,348 notes| Thursday, Jul 24 at 8:31 pm
via fifty-shades-of-bullshit (originally asking-the-death)
|065,374 notes| Thursday, Jul 24 at 8:29 pm
via fifty-shades-of-bullshit (originally memoriesrecollected)
“You did not love me,
You just loved the fact that I was here for you.
You loved the attention I gave you,
You loved the fact that I would drop anything for you.
You did not love me, but god,
I loved you.”
|0291,409 notes| Thursday, Jul 24 at 12:42 pm
via agentrodgers (originally tiniestshorts)

lukehemmign:

whitebeltwriter:

dual-destininies:

derples:

dual-destininies:

tf2-fandomstuck:

tiniestshorts:

Bread knife

The french have grown more powerful. 

Hold it!

Look more closely at these photographs, Your Honor.

Notice anything strange about the bread?

I didn’t either. That’s because…

…no cuts were made there in the first place!

The witness forged the photographs to make it look like they had an actual bread knife, when they actually did not!

How, you ask? Look to the second photo.

While it is quite obvious that the knife is penetrating the top half of the breadstick, I’m not sure about the bottom half.

Looks pretty flat, doesn’t it?

The angle of the photo makes it look like the knife is in the witness’s breadstick, whilst it is actually behind it. In addition, the cut was actually made after the first photograph and before the second. Continue to the third photograph.

It is also taken from a flat angle, as was the second photograph. I’m sure you’re finding something missing in this photograph as well, Your Honor. Where is the index finger’s fingertip?

This illustration explains it all.

While I am… ahem, not the best artist…

(Didn’t I go to art school?)

The index finger is hidden behind the loaf of bread. It is not wrapping around the loaf of bread. This is because…

The witness was making space to put the knife’s handle!

Objection

Are you really that dull, Wright? For a man who majored in art you should be able to recognize a sculpture when you see one.

as we can see from the photos provided, this is quite obviously plastic.

if you look at any photo of real bread it can’t attain that level of shininess, and even if it could.

If you’ll notice in this picture, the bread on the inside is quite shiny, as well.

Tell me, Wright, have you ever seen real bread gleam that much? Don’t answer that, I will.

Even in this high-resolution photograph with bread that thick, it obviously wouldn’t shine on the inside when it isn’t buttered.

And it isn’t too hard to find the item in question with a quick google search.

Oh, and if you will notice, their hand was covering the seam where the bread was taken apart in the first photo with a simple comparison of the pattern on the bread.

It appears your lawyering skills are in much need of some sharpening if you expect to cut me down with that weak objection.

Edgeworth, you’re asking yourself the wrong question. It’s not “is there bread like that…”

You should be asking “can there be bread like that?”

Sweet bread can be infused with sugar or a syrup, making the outsides shinier- and the insides sweeter. Take a look.

Furthermore. there are parts of the witness’s bread knife that don’t just match up with the novelty bread knives you have presented. Take another look.

Let me point out two things about the novelty knives: one, their markings, and two, the placement of the knife itself.

In the novelty knives, the marks are artificial-looking and repeated. That is because they are manufactured. In the witness’s photo, the marks are more natural and realistic- because they are, well, real!

Furthermore, the blades on the novelty knives are in the middle of the handle.

But… look back at the witness’s photo. The knife is to the left? Where is the problem, you ask? Look at this illustration.

Here we have the knife, a piece of bread, and a table. Let’s have a go.

I’m sure you see it now, Your Honor.

The bread knife cannot actually be used to cut bread efficiently! Even if it was tilted, it would be uncomfortable and unbalanced!

The defense has an explanation for this positioning.

The blade is to the left because the witness was holding it behind the piece of bread!

what the actual fuck tumblr

|0397,435 notes| Thursday, Jul 24 at 12:35 pm
via i-n-e-f-f-a-b-l-e-m-e (originally noburritojustaco-deactivated201)

epic-humor:

"wake up we gotta go"
me: 
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|0106,011 notes| Thursday, Jul 24 at 12:34 pm
via nerdcess (originally i-m-a-good-viper)

i-m-a-good-viper:

Lesbians:

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Men:

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|070,575 notes| Thursday, Jul 24 at 12:34 pm
via bluivysaur (originally t0xic-roses)
“I should have loved myself with the love I gave to you.”
— 11 word story (via t0xic-roses)
|0211,031 notes| Thursday, Jul 24 at 12:33 pm
via the-angel-condom (originally shjtty-deactivated20131105)

guccier:

theangelgabrieldidmyhair:

that-kid-from-london:

oprahwinfried:

chickiefingie:

the fact that you can’t highlight words that you accidentally caps locked and hit Caps Lock to get them lowercase is the reason i can’t sleep at night

except that you can do that

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then press shift + F3

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congratulations

WHY DID I NOT KNOW ABOUT THIS

April 22, 2013: the day my life changed forever

YEA OK BUT WHAT DO YOU PRESS ON A MAC

|0161,362 notes| Thursday, Jul 24 at 12:22 pm
via emohgee (originally rewatchingpokemon)

japaneesee:

rewatchingpokemon:

a day in the life of misty

okay but this literally the entire first series in one gif

|019,716 notes| Wednesday, Jul 23 at 11:32 pm
via moonsmoothie (originally krmgn)

EmoFuri is a new animation software that helps artists easily animate photoshop illustrations in a 2D-3D style! It uses PSD files of character illustrations to animate them.

EmoFuri is free for download! 

(Source: krmgn)

|0167,294 notes| Wednesday, Jul 23 at 11:31 pm
via rosedalliance (originally avenue)
“Seventeen seems like the perfect age. Not naive like sixteen. Not feeling the pressures of daunting adulthood like eighteen. Just plain and simple, seventeen.”
— #5 (via argufy)

(Source: avenue)

|0147,340 notes| Wednesday, Jul 23 at 11:31 pm
via fifty-shades-of-bullshit (originally tofugoddess)

tofugoddess:

little things that help ease symptoms of depression:

  • turn the lights on and open a window
  • eat something healthy and drink ice cold water
  • find a comforting album to listen to whenever things get bad
  • take a long, relaxing bath
  • do yourself up in full make up and hair
  • be around people, even if you don’t think it will help
  • watch something funny on netflix
  • wear your favorite/most comfortable outfit
  • immerse yourself in a hobby like drawing
  • lose yourself in a really good book or movie
|0105,283 notes| Wednesday, Jul 23 at 11:30 pm
via excuusemesir (originally starscrmeme)

argonianbot:

i dont think you guys appreciate how rad this site is 

because first of all you got your basic fantasy and game race names for like

everything

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BUT AS IF THAT ISN’T ENOUGH

REAL NAMES WHICH ARE GOOD FOR BOOKS

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AND THIS THERE’S MORE????

BAM, PLACE NAMES

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AND STILL MORE

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SO YOU SEE THESE LITTLE OPTIONS HERE

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PLEASE, PLEASE

GO AND TRY TO HELP A GOOD PERSON OUT

(Source: starscrmeme)